Puerto Vallarta

We rolled into Puerto Vallarta on the 23rd of December, sad to leave Sayulita, but excited to visit the city where Predator was filmed. At least, Predator was Puerto Vallarta’s claim to fame when I visited it back in 1996. That trip included a pilgrimage to the site where Jesse Ventura proclaimed, “I ain’t got time to bleed!”, sunning on the beach, and bar hopping by four underage Norte Americanos discovering tequila.

I didn’t recognize Puerto Vallarta at all as we drove into the city. In fact, nothing at all felt familiar. There were no signs directing us to the site where Predator was filmed. What gives?

Turns out, the city has moved on. This city is massive — I’m guessing it’s bigger than Mazatlan. There is a stunning beach that is lined with giant hotels. Everywhere you go, you will encounter vendors attempting to sell you hammocks, silver, or bracelets. And yet, despite all this, Puerto Vallarta charmed us completely.

Puerto Vallarta is a bustling city full of tourism -- but it's somehow been able to keep it's charm.

Puerto Vallarta is a bustling city full of tourism — but it’s somehow been able to keep it’s charm.

Our first day was spent orienting ourselves. After a taking a couple of wrong busses (locals helped us find the way eventually), we found ourselves strolling along the malecon.

You have wonderful views of the beach as you walk down the malecon.  Vendors on the beach will sell you beers, bbq shrimp, and fish.

You have wonderful views of the beach as you walk down the malecon. Vendors on the beach will sell you beers, bbq shrimp, and fish.

Still happy to be on a beautiful beach out in the sun!

Still happy to be on a beautiful beach out in the sun!

We eventually wandered our way towards down town, where we saw a beautiful cathedral:

A beautiful church towered over the neighboring buildings.

A beautiful church towered over the neighboring buildings.

A large river runs through central Puerto Vallarta, and an island in the river has been developed into a commercial hub:

Erica spotted something in the brush...

Erica spotted something in the brush…

... a giant iguana!  We're definitely in the tropics now.

… a giant iguana! We’re definitely in the tropics now.

Several blocks off the main streets, we found a taco stand that fit within our budget. It’s good to know that you can still get $1 tacos, even in a place as busy as Puerto Vallarta.

You can't keep Sam away from a taco stand.

You can’t keep Sam away from a taco stand.

In addition, we were introduced to “Brocheta de Cameron”, a kabob filled with shrimp and Mahi Mahi, covered in a tangy, tamarind BBQ sauce.

We discovered something as tasty as all those tacos we've been putting away--shrimp and fish skewers!

We discovered something as tasty as all those tacos we’ve been putting away–shrimp and fish skewers!

Christmas Eve, we met up with Richard, Ashely, Allen, Julea, Mike and Tiffany. It didn’t really feel like Christmas Eve to us. Without our family and the rituals of Christmas, it just felt like any other day. For us, it was wonderful to see our friends and celebrate with a huge meal.

Erica in a plaza in Zona Romantica.  Richard and Ashley were renting a place up in the hills where we met for Christmas Eve.

Erica in a plaza in Zona Romantica. Richard and Ashley were renting a place up in the hills where we met for Christmas Eve.

Christmas eve sunset.

Christmas eve sunset.

I have to mention–Allen drove us to and from the city Christmas Even, through the narrow streets of Puerto Vallarta, in his giant truck (it’s got duallys). It’s not something I could have managed!

Arriving back at the RV park where we were staying, we found a huge Christmas Eve party in full swing! This party was thrown by all the French Canadians staying at the RV Park. The music alternated between Celine Dion and something that I can only describe as french square dancing music. Sadly, the party ended early (midnight instead of 2:00 AM) due to rain storms that would stick with us for the next week.

We will miss Puerto Vallarta. We parted ways with Julea and Allen who needed to book it down to Costa Rica. In addition, Richard and Ashely were headed towards central Mexico. We were the only ones heading down the lost coast. It wasn’t clear if our paths would cross again. However, we’ll always remember the Christmas Eve spent in Puerto Vallarta with great friends and food.